Turtle Pee

On my walk this morning, a turtle peed on my foot. I know, you're wondering how that could happen. Well, I picked it up and it peed on me. It was stuck in this concrete area and couldn't get out. So, I lifted it up and moved back to the creek. On the way, it dumped at least a cupful of pee on my sandaled foot. It happened at the beginning of my walk. So I had to continue on with a pee soaked foot. All the time, wondering if turtle pee was toxic. When my foot started to tingle, I attributed it to my vivid imagination. What if the pee had gone into my pores. I'm sure it did. Was there turtle bacteria floating around in my veins. Has it been dispersed throughout my body. Do I have turtle DNA in me?

All in all, it was a beautiful walk. I saved a turtle. My dog got to play with his new friends Bonnie and Clyde. The pond was magnificent. And the turtle pee was not that bad in the end. My foot seems to be alright. I did take a shower when I got home though. And scrubbed my foot really good. I guess turtle pee is okay.