Stupid Fork Thing

Good things are no fun to write about. I like dumb things. They are much more interesting.

So, here ya go.

I was emptying the dishwasher and I dropped the big fork thing. You know, the big jabbing fork that if you cooked a big hunk of meat, you might use it to poke and prod it with. Or if you were going to grill, you might jab a big slab of steak and turn it over. Thats the fork i'm talking about.

Anyhow, I dropped it on the floor as I was emptying the dishwasher. I said, "Aw, I'll pick that up in a minute".

I forgot it was on the floor and ran into it with my foot. It stabbed my second toe. It made me bleed. It didn't hurt right away but eventually it did. I put a band-aid on it. Then i put on my slippers.

My dog got all excited because he saw me putting something on my feet. He came running over wagging his tail. He thought we were going for a walk. "No Scout. We're not going for a walk. These are slippers. I cut my foot" He got really really depressed and plodded off to his bed.

Now I'm limping around like a dumb ass.

Stupid fork thing.