Day 4

Today is day 4 of catch up on sketches for a 24 page comic book. I had the due date wrong........by 3 weeks.......not sure how that happened, but it did. Sketches due next tuesday. 8 more pages to go. My arm is so tired.

Bedwomb

I don't have a bedroom. I have a bedwomb.

Coconut Crusted Shrimp with Mango Salsa

Last night, we entertained guests. Our friend has a new girlfriend and he wanted us to meet her. (This is one of many that we've met.) Anyhow, I served the most beautiful delicious Coconut Crusted Shrimp with Mango Salsa. I also made Ceviche. It was beautiful on the plate.

Now, tell me, someone out there. Tell me, why would a person, just as you set the plate in front of her, with 6 huge gorgeous golden coconut shrimp and a spoon of the freshest mango salsa, why would she get up, go over to the appetizer table, get the bowl of hot sauce, ask me for a spoon, and then proceed to cover the whole meal in HOT SAUCE!!!!! This was BEFORE SHE TASTED IT!!!!!

I cannot comprehend this. Can someone tell me what was going on? I was mildly offended. I don't offend easily. But I thought that this was WEIRD!

Three friends

Tibetan Singing Toilet

A new thing is happening at our house.

When we flush our toilet, it chimes like a Tibetan singing bowl. It's very beautiful.

How lucky can you be?

Pink Earrings

Today, I'm going to wear these pink earrings.

Fat makes Love.

I've done a little bit of research and have found that women who are really skinny when they get older end up being really bitchy unhappy and critical.

And I think i know why. I think that Love comes from fat. Yep, Love is made by fat.

I think that you're better off going into old age with some fat on your body.

That way you can love on your grandkids. You'll love to cook good food. You'll love to laugh and tell stories.

The love will just come and come and come.

You'll be like a cotton candy machine spinning sugar into these multicolored clouds of love fuzzies.

Everyone will want to be around you because you'll smell like warm sugar. Everyone will want to eat you up.

This is true.

I promise.

Coconut Oil Conditioner and Black Mold

I found some coconut oil conditioner in the bathroom cabinet. I'm not sure where it came from but I vaguely remember Carlos buying some for his hair. I think that he thought it would make it spiky or something.

Anyhow, the jar said that it would soften your hair and condition it.
Hmmm......my hair looked pretty shitty today. Really dry too.
So what the heck. I put some on my hair. It smelled great. Like the beach. Like suntan oil.

I massaged it in like the directions said. It also said that after applying to stay away from open flames.

Wow, that's weird.

Anyhow, it was a bad idea. Putting the coconut oil on my hair.

I think it's for very very kinky hair.

I had to wash it out.

20 minutes wasted.

After that I ripped out the bathroom cabinet. The one under the sink.

Did you know that if you take the cabinet out from under the sink, that the sink will fall!

The sink is not actually attached to the wall. It is in fact resting on the cabinet. Wow.....shocker. (Dumb ass)

There was black mold behind everything.

I ripped out the mold infected wallboard and dollied the big heavy sink top out to the garage.

Now my sinuses hurt and I think it's possible that I have the deadly black mold in my lungs. Maybe some asbestos too. Who knows.

Oh well.