Friday, July 7, 2006

Fat makes Love.

I've done a little bit of research and have found that women who are really skinny when they get older end up being really bitchy unhappy and critical.

And I think i know why. I think that Love comes from fat. Yep, Love is made by fat.

I think that you're better off going into old age with some fat on your body.

That way you can love on your grandkids. You'll love to cook good food. You'll love to laugh and tell stories.

The love will just come and come and come.

You'll be like a cotton candy machine spinning sugar into these multicolored clouds of love fuzzies.

Everyone will want to be around you because you'll smell like warm sugar. Everyone will want to eat you up.

This is true.

I promise.

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