Coconut Oil Conditioner and Black Mold

I found some coconut oil conditioner in the bathroom cabinet. I'm not sure where it came from but I vaguely remember Carlos buying some for his hair. I think that he thought it would make it spiky or something.

Anyhow, the jar said that it would soften your hair and condition it.
Hmmm......my hair looked pretty shitty today. Really dry too.
So what the heck. I put some on my hair. It smelled great. Like the beach. Like suntan oil.

I massaged it in like the directions said. It also said that after applying to stay away from open flames.

Wow, that's weird.

Anyhow, it was a bad idea. Putting the coconut oil on my hair.

I think it's for very very kinky hair.

I had to wash it out.

20 minutes wasted.

After that I ripped out the bathroom cabinet. The one under the sink.

Did you know that if you take the cabinet out from under the sink, that the sink will fall!

The sink is not actually attached to the wall. It is in fact resting on the cabinet. Wow.....shocker. (Dumb ass)

There was black mold behind everything.

I ripped out the mold infected wallboard and dollied the big heavy sink top out to the garage.

Now my sinuses hurt and I think it's possible that I have the deadly black mold in my lungs. Maybe some asbestos too. Who knows.

Oh well.